by Qzeebrella

Data contacts Geordi through the COMM, "Greetings Geordi, I have been having trouble sleeping lately and Wesley told me once that bedtime stories helped him sleep. So would you tell me a bedtime story?"

"Sure Data, I'll come over to your place. Get into pajamas and into bed and I will be right there." Geordi makes his way to Data's and sits beside his friend's bed. "So, would you like the story Deanna and the Big Bad Klingon, or The Little Armory Officer who Could?"

"The former please!" Data gets comfortable and snuggles up to Geordi, clad in his pajamas.

Geordi starts off, "Once upon a time there was a Betazoid debutante named Deanna who went as far from home as possible since her mother was very controlling. In order to get off of Betazed, Deanna romanced a passing starship crewman and ended up sharing his bed for 
one night, since there were no spare beds for her. Or so he said. The trip to Earth took 3 weeks and each night she shared a different man's bed."

"Once on Earth she decided to join Starfleet and every night at the academy she shared the bed of a different man or woman. This went on for years and years. In fact, it went on to the day she met a very possessive Klingon named Worf."

"Worf was an honorable man, a decent man, a reluctant father, and much like a fierce dog whose growl isn't very intimidating."

Data listens to the story, but his eyes grow heavy and start to drift shut as Geordi continues the story.

"When Deanna saw him for the first time, it was lust at first sight. She knew she wanted to get into his bed for a night. So, the next day she wore barely anything at all and went to Worf's quarters. She rang the doorbell, posed seductively and smiled, "May I share your 
bed tonight?"

Worf looked at her and growled. "Me Klingon, you not Klingon. Go away!"

Data yawns as he snuggles a bit closer, trying to listen more, but getting sleepier. Geordi looks over at the android, smiles at him and continues the story.

"The next night, Deanna dressed up in a Klingon warrioress uniform and went to Worf's door. She rang the doorbell and when Worf answered, growled as best as she could and thrusted her chest out. "Me share your bed tonight!"

Worf looked at her and ran into his quarters, hid under his bed and whimpered in terror. 

Deanna attempted to get Worf out from under the bed for hours and hours, but was not able to budge him an inch. So she left."

Data snores very softly, now sound asleep, cuddled up to Geordi, but the engineer continues the story.

"The next day Deanna wore her normal uniform and went to Worf's door. `Worf, you will share your bed with me tonight and that's an order.'"

"So Worf took her into his quarters, lay down with her on his bed. 

"Deanna attempted to get Worf out of his clothing several times and was unsuccessful. After the 9th try, Worf tied her to the bed. Where she stayed the rest of her days. For she was Worf's mate and nothing anyone said could convince him differently."

"The end."

Geordi sees that Data is sound asleep, with a small smile on his face. He lies down next to the android, slowly falling asleep beside him.